Arnold Schwarzenegger Dedication Day 2

We at the Elegant Ladies of North Dakota had attended the second day of the Arnold Schwarzenegger saga anniversary, which was hosted by me, Andrea Schwartz. Here is the continued summary of the Terminator series.
Terminator 3; aka Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
If you liked seeing Arnold half naked in the previous movies, you will definitely like this one. In one particular scene where Arnold is sent back in time once again to save John Connor, you will have the opportunity to see his well developed hamstrings. For those who do not enjoy ham, strings, any vocabulary-based combination of the two, or do not know which of Arnold's army of over 50 billion muscle threads are them, the word "hamstring" can be synonymous with the term "ass".

Above: Arnold's happy/mad/elegant/horny/ecstatic/depressed/double horny face

In this scene, it was remarked by guests and members of the Elegant Ladies of North Dakota that Arnold's "ass" had its own muscles, to be specific, biceps. We, the Elegant Ladies of North Dakota feel the need to examine Arnold's "ass" and report to the muscle branch of our group, the Muscular Men of Manliness, of our findings. The official social examining event will occur this Thursday, 5:00 am at Daisy's divorced 16 year old son's house. Take notes, ladies. (i.e. note: Arnold's hamstring pairs have more crack than Tony Montana in Scarface)
More about the movie, it takes place several years after John Connor (about 5, he was 13 before but had the appearance of a 7 year old emo kid) Pic related:

Above: Emo toddler stealing my bike.

It turns out that John had been living under the radar for the past 10 (or he says, 4) years developing his character as a major loser. After a fem-bot/female terminator (liquid metal)zaps her way back in time to kill everyone John will command in the future, (and his future un-loserish wife), John learns that Judgement day was never ended even though an African American male died.
John must shut down Skynet once again in this intimate, tear jerking movie. On his side, he has him, Arnold (old version, no hastalavista), and a non believing woman who thinks that John has been sniffing Arnold's crack for too long.

And finally, the final finale (final finale final version)


Terminator 4; aka Terminator Salvation
If you liked the last 3 movies, or thought you understood the plot, you won't like this movie.
If you liked the last 3 movies, just because of Arnold, you won't like this movie.
If you liked the last 3 movies, and liked the Terminator series, but didn't care about anything except for the violence, then you will like this movie.
For some (DAISY) it seems that the Terminator plot was too difficult for their tiny minds and as a result do not understand the Terminator plot. To clear this up, let me say this:
- This movie takes place in 2018, the future cutscenes in the previous movie were 2029
- Kyle Reese gets sent back in 2029, which explains why he looks so pathetic at the moment.
- They don't kill Kyle Reese because he's pathetic and needs little black children to appease his appetite for sex companionship
- John Connor is not batman, despite his voice.

- Judgement day happened and everyone is dead, but they still have running raw material centers Above: John Connor watching the previous 3 movies and trying to make sense of the plot

Though that didn't clear anything up, I felt like saying that.
In this movie, John Connor is on his own and must find Kyle Reese, whom he has never met before. When Kyle is abducted and sent to a Skynet area to sit in a cell for no particular reason, John must save him, with his companion, Marcus who he meets somewhere along the way. If you liked the thought of terminator sperm and terminator babies, you will enjoy fantasizing about what goes on in the movie, as a half-terminator person and a human appear to have a relationship. Elegant? or scandalous?

I hope you enjoyed the Arnold Schwarzenegger tribute articles and the summaries. Perhaps you will have your own Arnold Tribute. Predator? True Lies? Regardless, this is Andrea Schwartz, sayi- GET DOWN