Baby Showers for Babies

I, on behalf of all the Elegant Ladies of North Dakota, apologize for the inconvenience we have inflicted to our dedicated fans. The fact is that there was a false-alarm pregnancy, in which one of our members was presumed to be "pregnant". It is not due to the medical tests, but rather because the spread of word that one of our members was getting an ultrasound automatically meant pregnancy. It turns out that ultrasound is not only for pregnant women. We all found that a shock and are deeply amazed. Anyways, I hope that you all are kind enough to accept this apology, and now I would like to go on about baby showers.

Baby showers are basically showers for babies. Except that it is before the baby is even born, because a baby might drown if given a shower unsupervised. And the next thing to note, is that the baby is not showered with water, like usual, but rather with gifts.

I would like to talk about the spring fashion trends for baby showers. This year, Arthur the TV Show is very in, a very popular show. One should gather with friends with a projector, some popcorn, and the highlight is to have an "Arthur" marathon.

For all the pregnant women out there, enjoy the Arthur!