Sunday, August 2, 2009

Arnold Schwarzenegger Dedication Day 1

Today was August 2nd, 2009 and we, the Elegant Ladies of North Dakota had decided to dedicate our California's Governator's 62nd birthday by watching the movies of his most famous series: The Terminator.
Despite the fact that our Elegant Ladies had not done it on the specific day of Arnold's birthday (July 30th) we decided to have such an event regardless. Today was the finishing of the 1st day.
On this day, we had watched the first Terminator movie, and the Second Terminator movie, with their respective release dates:
Terminator 1; aka The Terminator (1984)
This movie was the introduction to the terminator series. For those who had not been following the Terminator novels or books, or who have not seen our boy Arnold's MUSCLES were treated to this movie. This movie, on the elegant side was a very nice introduction to the series, and was very elegant, particularly the love scene between Sarah Connor, and John Connor (Sarah Connor's son's best friend, who is also his father). This scene had breasts, but if you're looking to be turned on, we, the Elegant Ladies of North Dakota do not recommend this movie.

See: Giving Birth to your Son whose Father is His Best Friend who is from the Future

Terminator 2; aka Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
Less elegant, more muscles is the way to describe this movie. In this movie, we reach out to John Connor who is living with his foster parents (who appear not to be elegant). John Connor speaks of his mother's crack-pot-unelegantness and is chased by both the Arnold Schwarzenegger on a motor bike and a new character: The Liquid Terminator by a truck. Arnold does not take off his shirt until about the 40 minute mark, but fear not elegant ladies, Arnold in the movie is best friends with John Connor and his MUSCLES are seen more due to the generous screen time given to him. Arnold also makes love to his minigun, in a passionate 1 hour love scene.
The ending is a tragic one, and if you wish to preserve your Arnold-adoring experience and have not bared your eyes on this masterpiece, avoid the following spoilers:

Arnold dies




Above: Arnold on a bike. Note the serious face of seriousness. The only thing more attractive than an elegant lady of North Dakota like myself is a muscle filled sack of muscles with no soul



Tune in tomorrow when we conclude the second half of the Arnold experience, on August 3rd, 2009. See you on Judgement Day!





1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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