Accountants

I know that all of you out there are anticipating the beautifully written action packed blog post to be posted by the oh-so elegant Lady Andrea Schwartz. I am very sorry to say that this is not the post you are anticipating. Rather, it is a post that talks about the importance of math. Now you may all wonder why math is important, especially to us Elegant Ladies, since all we care about is being elegant.
I'd like to, speaking for all the Elegant Ladies of North Dakota, say the math is very, very, very, very elegant and thus very important. It is in fact very annoying to be sitting in a restaurant with a few other Elegant Ladies for two hours deciding how to split a bill. So I decided that I would write a haiku poem dedicated to math and its magical powers.

Math is wonderful,
It is so fundamental,
So learn learn learn math!

And that is why us Elegant Ladies of North Dakota are going to find a personal accountant for each of ourselves, so we can carry the power of math with us. We recommend all of you to do the same, unless you are accountants!